1. glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

    greatdarknoodleking:

    adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

    kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

    "I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

    have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

  2. suzysils:

    I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

  3. darkbluetile:

    thebrownskingirl:

    You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

    I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

  4. People may ask why I love Roller Coasters. Well the show Brain Games just proved riding a merry go round is more dangerous than riding a roller coaster.

  5. Stolen from @its_only_katelyn 
I finally got to see one of my best friends today after way too long. I’ve missed her so much! She also happens to be my theatre loving cousin. Love you Katie and can’t wait to hang out again!

    Stolen from @its_only_katelyn
    I finally got to see one of my best friends today after way too long. I’ve missed her so much! She also happens to be my theatre loving cousin. Love you Katie and can’t wait to hang out again!

  6. Sporting plastic hard hats to let people know about our remodel :p #tobeapartner #46thandstruggle

    Sporting plastic hard hats to let people know about our remodel :p #tobeapartner #46thandstruggle

  7. danceswithphantoms:

    221boners:

    policebox05:

    deathtasteslikechicken:

    abs-gabs:

    SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

    So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

    BLESS THIS POST

    also filed under: reasons high schools copy homework and cheat

    I will reblog this until the world is freee.

  8. theponderingponds:

    conorayne:

    josiephone:

    alwaysactually:

    lusilly:

    some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

    wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

    "oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

    implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



    image

    and he was supposed to be the expert

  9. i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY  I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

    (Source: quibbs)

  10. coelasquid:

    therorasaurus:

    so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

    image

  11. coeur-errant:

    I’m genuinely curious as to why people think it is appropriate to hand me garbage from their car and ask me to throw it away for them through drive-thru. 

    Where the fuck did you come from that this is acceptable? 

    Not only is a sanitary violation, but it’s just fucking disrespectful. I am not your goddamn garbage fairy. 

  12. (Source: kittiezandtittiez)

  13. (Source: cholateenqueen)

  14. mangabreadroll:

    tflatte:

    blackbanshee:

    fearless-proud-andstrong:

    ohhaiimelissa:

    kristalbabich:

    “It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”


    “Adventure Is Out There!”

    Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

    THIS WAS NOT OKAY

    DUG

    HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE

    I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was

  15. deathbedscene:

    having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together