That one time I had to learn a new language and do a difficult accent for a show. And I would do it all over again. #coalg #childrenofalessergod #orindennis #theatre #nostalgia
i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean
i still think HORSES are big but
cOULD YOU IMAGINE
It’s weird bough the person is waving and is just like “hello there, do you like my pets?”
mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you
yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
not our division
came across the best mug ever the other day
Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.
I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.
#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close
my favorite fucking line from my favorite fucking movie of all time.
Are we just not gonna talk about how great Sky High was?
My heart is so torn right now